MICKEY.
how was your chemistry
and in response to your 20c coin text, so what i found a super awesome POKEMON CARD
just joking, it was a stupid pigeon pokemon with growl as a move
woomzoomboom says:
LOL
i did soooo bad in the testtttt
but i feel so happy
Mandy says:
hahah what the hell?
why are you happy? because youre 20c richer?
or because all the stress is gone
woomzoomboom says:
lol, both
i'm so happy right now i think i will give the 20c to my dad
LOL
im willing to give to anyone lol
except my sis
Mandy says:
haahahhaah
can you give it to me?
plus interest
woomzoomboom says:
...
Mandy says:
...
ill eat you
i wont give you the secret to immortality
woomzoomboom says:
lol
do you have it yet?
lol
Mandy says:
maybe, maybe not
woomzoomboom says:
cool! that's such a great bargain!
20c to the secret of immortality
YAYY
hahahha
Mandy says:
plus interest
... of 2 00000000000000000000000000000000% pa
and by p.a. i mean per day
... compound interest
per day for the rest of your life
(which means forever since youll be immorta)
immortal, but poor
woomzoomboom says:
nah...
tbh, im not really interested in immortality
although i like to see how it works and it sounds pretty cool, i wouldn't apply it to me
Mandy says:
what? why not?
if you discover it you could be like a billion billionaire
and you can enjoy that money forever
woomzoomboom says:
coz..
if you are immortal, you might get sick of life (although you can enjoy all the things in the world!) (evetually get sick of life)
and might be you've seen so much that nothing surprise yu anymore
and what if you have no one to stay immortal with?
u be so lonely
and if everyone is immortal, then there's no variation and growth and change in human beings
no evolution
you can have all the time to get to know every single person in the world
and what if a bad guy gets immortality
and it might creates more inequality and unjustice
or injustice?
coz some ppl pay to get that and some can't afford
and ppl who paid for it might be assholes as well
Mandy says:
and if we're immortal, we have the time to like build up our knowledge to create a space shuttle to a far away planet and survive. to be away from the assholes
and we'll take all the cool people with us
and then we will bomb earth to kill off all the stupid evil people
and if people breed stupid evil people on the new planet, we can just move to another far away planet again
or we could just alter the dna of people before they are born so that they wont be stupid or evil
and we can create the ultimate society
by altering peoples dna
and if something goes wrong, ill blast them into the sun
woomzoomboom says:
lol, but who's cool and who's assholes? what's good and evil? even good ppl can change to be evil, it's just unrealistic, and lol, assume yes, but to be "away from the assholes" doesn't really work coz assholes always find a way to smuggle in.
LOL 'bomb earth to kill off the stupid evil ppl" that makes you another evil person
Mandy says:
bahahah, but i will be the god of the new planet. therefore i am allowed to kill people and decide who are the assholes and who are not.
it may make me sound like a tyrannical leader, but im not
... in a way
woomzoomboom says:
LOOL
HAHA
u've just created a dystopian society
which is a utopian society, that you started with a good intention and turns out with flaws
Mandy says:
you and your bloody extension english
thats it, im blasting you off into the sun
woomzoomboom says:
coz if you kill ppl you choose, and condition the dna, you are removing ppl's individuality
LOL
Mandy says:
and then i will create a language called newspeak so that your thoughts will not exist in the new planet
woomzoomboom says:
HAHAHA
lol
Mandy says:
okay fine, i will limit my discovery of immortality only to myself and one other person
not you, because you dumped all over my society
and bashed me over the head with your extension english
and did not embrace my dream of being a tyrannical leader
i just realised that youre doing all the stereotypical asian subjects
woomzoomboom says:
LOL
awww, randy, i would love to be a tyrannical leader and dream about immortality coolness!~
maybe it's just the english that's getting into me
oh yeah, i do
but i choose them coz i like them
glad parents aren't telling me what to do
coz i have this thinking that whatever they say, i do the opposite
like when grandpa wanted me to be doctor
i kinda stop wanting to be one
i dont know what's wrong with me, but when they say they want me to do that, i stopped
Mandy says:
haha what the hell
actually i feel that too sometimes with my dad
but i was brainwashed into wanting to be a doctor since i was like 4
i initially wanted to be an artist
woomzoomboom says:
reallyyy???
i know!
you can be a doctor artist!
LOL
aw, i just had some satistic ideas, like using human body as canvas/artwork
we learnt that in art
some lady asked to have plastic surgery and use her face as a canvas, she made her have horns
trying to look like mona lisa i think
Mandy says:
WOAH what?
wait, mona lisa has horns?
woomzoomboom says:
no
lol, like mona lisa's forehead is very recognisable
and she had those thing out of her forehead that looks like mona lisa's forehead
and look like 'horns
Mandy says:
ohh.
but still, thats craaaaazy
why would you do that to yourself
just for art?
woomzoomboom says:
oh
and part of her artwork is the actually video of her surgery
filming how they cut her face
everyone looked away lol
Mandy says:
ewwwww.
why would anyone do that
you better not do that since you do art
woomzoomboom says:
lool
i would never do that
Mandy says:
thats what you say now. and then next thing you know
youre binge drinking and then i encourage you to do it
and then you wake up after being concussed with horns on your face
woomzoomboom says:
lol,
you prob encourage me to have a picachui face
or some cartoon character from ABC
hahahah
Mandy says:
hahha no way, thats not fun enough. i would make you have like lisas face or jennys face so then you can rob a bank and blame it on them
woomzoomboom says:
LOLOL
Mandy says:
(by then, i would have fed you more beer and changed your face again to hide the evidence)
woomzoomboom says:
you will make such an evil genius
Mandy says:
hahahahhaha
i get that alot
and you can be my minion
octopuuuus says:
no!
Mandy says:
why not? together we can rule the world
octopuuuus says:
i will only join if im not minion
Mandy says:
maybe you will change your mind... after i feed you some beer and inject some drugs into your brain to make you less smart than me
octopuuuus says:
oh no no no,
let see who doe that first
*watch out tonight
*watch out behind you any minute -.-
=.=
Mandy says:
its on!
we will see who the better evil genius is
octopuuuus says:
omoo, octopus is so awesomeeeeee
Mandy says:
prepare to be destroyed!
hahah what the hell? how random
octopuuuus says:
(oops i was distracted by the tv)
octopus is my fav animal
its so BEAUTIFULLL
and eeries and elegant
Mandy says:
hahahha. what the heeeell
octopuuuus says:
octupus shall be my minions
Mandy says:
okay so, octopi will be your minions and you can be my minion
and i will rule the world!
octopuuuus says:
no
i will never be ur minion!
Mandy says:
we'll see about that!
MINION ATTACK!
oh wait...
octopuuuus says:
lol
you dont have minions
your by urself!
muhahahahah
muahahahahha
Mandy says:
noooooooo.
its okay, i will find a way to get alcohol into your water supply
so you wont know that youre being spiked
octopuuuus says:
well, good luck with that
hey do you consent if i post our convo on the net?
Mandy says:
...
bahah. where are you going to post it?
octopuuuus says:
um
a blog
Mandy says:
you have a blog?!
hahha, can i read it?
octopuuuus says:
no
you can find it
lol
Mandy says:
what? why cant you just tell me
okay i allow you to post it
so that i can just google in the words in this conversation and find it that way
octopuuuus says:
damn!
noooooo
Mandy says:
damn, shouldnt have told you that. should have waited
octopuuuus says:
well do you consend?
Mandy says:
okay
Well randy, let see how long you will find the blog! (though i reckon it will be soon)
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